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((2004-08-06 - 8:56 p.m.))

The retailharlot is a political science major/raving psychopath. She gets voyeuristic thrills out of reading other peoples� diaries, and critiquing said diaries gives her the opportunity to be both a mentor and a hard-ass bitch. Her job requires her to grinfuck people all day long, so she especially enjoys the opportunity to be brutally honest with her reviews.


Imaphatpig is courageous, unintentional and enjoys overreacting about things that aren't worth it "just because." Diaryland is her one true love since it gives her something to do other than work while she is at her 9 to 5 "grown-up job" everyday. Her reviews have been known to be as vicious as papercuts and as painful as hangnails. Don't fuck with her, mofo, because she's likely to rip your head off and swallow it whole(this is figurative, of course).


Aimee Lori is a drunken slut that occasionally writes something other people want to read. She is cursed with Multiple Personality Disorder, but fortunately her alter ego actually has a job writing for a newspaper. She�s cool as shit and everybody wants to be her. She is a megalomaniac that can�t stand professional criticism, but who wishes to tell everyone else how bad they suck. One day, she will rule the world. Ye have been warned.

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