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How Cool Are You?
((2004-08-16 - 1:30 a.m.))

We probably don't want you to be a reviewer for us. However, if you really think you are cool enough to be on the Sandpaper staff, read through the reviews we've completed, check out the rules & scoring page, and use our guidelines to review one of us. Send us your review, and we'll use that and your diary to decide whether or not you rock our socks.

This is a test. Ass-kissing will not inflate your score on the test.

We don't require a certain number of reviews per month, but we do HAVE requirements.

1. You must be open-minded. If you are someone who would never review a sex diary because you think it's nasty, we don't want you, even if we never get the opportunity to review a sex diary.

2. You can't be a dirty Republican. Sorry. We here at Sandpaper Reviews are proud of our biases, and if you don't like it, you can kiss our collective ass. You can, however, be a Libertarian or a Populist or a Democrat, or you can just not give a rat's ass about politics at all. Hell, you can even be a Communist. Just no Republicans.

3. You must be able to write well. Obviously, a review written by a chimpanzee just doesn't hold much weight. If you are a chimpanzee and you want to be a reviewer, there are about a zillion other review sites that allow you to judge things like how frequently a diarist updates and how many forms of contact information are listed.

4. Your own diary must not blow. Duh.

That's pretty much it. No prudes, no Republicans, no chimps, and no zero-star diarists.

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